Another monday started!
few more weeks left only!
must study hard for exam le! haha...
today O lvl results out.
wish all ppl gd luck! =D
the story below wish u can understand! haha
waseh~~ I translated the story~~
hopefully my El u all understand! =.="
一只蚂蚁在路上看见一头大象,蚂蚁钻进土里,只有一只腿露在外面.
One ant saw an Elephant on the road, then the ant hided inside the soil with one leg outside.
小兔子看见不解的问:"为什么把腿露在外面？蚂蚁说:"嘘!别出声，我要绊倒那只大象!"
A Rabit saw that, Puzzled and asked :" why is ur leg is outside?" The ant replied :" shhh.... quiet! i want to Stumble that Elephant!"
第二天,兔子看见整窝的蚂蚁排着队急匆匆赶路,问为什么？
Second day, the Rabit saw whole nest of ants was rushing to somewhere.so the Rabit asked why?
蚂蚁答:"昨天有头大象被我们一兄弟绊倒,摔成重伤,我们给那它献血."
One ant replied :" There is an Elephant was stumbled by one of our brothers yesterday. Then the Elephant was seriously injuried, we have to go donate blood for that elephant!"
没多久,兔子见大批蚂蚁又回来了,就问怎么回事,一只蚂蚁说:"哦，只有一个跟那大象的血型一致,留他一个在那抽血呢,足够."
Awhile later, the Rabit saw that bunch of ants came back, so he asked what happened,one ant replied:"ohh... because there is only one ant has the same blood group as that Elephant, so we left him behind to phlebotomize, SURE Enough one!"
第三天兔子赶来问蚂蚁:那大象活了吗?蚂蚁无可奈何的说:我把它抬回去了，妈的真重,腰都累弯了,那家伙也太不经得摔了!
Third day, the Rabit came and asked the ants :" Did the Elephant survived?" The ant replied helplessly :" I carried him back, he is so damn heavy! my wasit almost bent over! That Elephant is so weak, can't even take a fall!"
大象病好后要告蚂蚁,法庭判决，蚂蚁绊倒大象属恶意伤害,监禁6个月.
After recovery, the Elephant decided to sue the Ant, & the Court judged the Ant Stumble the Elephant as Malicious harm, thus Imprisonment for 6 months!
蚂蚁不服,"人身伤害罪最多监禁2月，为何判我半年?"
The Ant was dissatisfied,:" Bodily harm can only be judged for 2 months! But why 6?!"
法官:"人身伤害罪判2月,绊倒大象为种族歧视罪,追加4个月～～～"
Judge said :" Bodily hard is 2 months, stumbled Elephant is Racial discrimination, which add to 4 months~~~ "
于是蚂蚁向高级法院提出诉状:我等与大象本来平等,何来"歧视",请高院明判,还我等清白，另诉法官诬陷罪.
So the ant went to High Court for complaint :"We-ants and the Elephants are Equal! How did 'Discrimination' comes about! High Court Please give us the justice! & judge the Court for Framed crime!"
一天兔子忽然看见一只大象躲在树后面,将一只腿伸在外面.就问：" 你在干什么啊?"
Another day, the Rabit saw an Elephant hiding behind an tree with one leg outstretched. so the Rabit asked :" What are you doing?"
大象说:"嘘!别出声,我TMD等那蚂蚁来,好拌他一下，为我兄弟报仇."
The Elephant said :" shhh... be Quiet! Im waiting for the Ant to come out! so to stumble him as to revenge for my brother!!"
兔子刚离开大象就听见大象一声惨叫,于是马上跑回去看,途中遇见一只蚂蚁在路边喘气.兔子还没问蚂蚁就听蚂蚁自己说话了:TMD想整老子,还好我发现的早.把脚给它踩断了哈!!
Once the Rabit was left not long, he heard a scream from the Elephant, so the Rabit ran back to find out what happened. On the way he saw an Ant was breathing heavily on roadside. The Ant said before the Rabit speaking :"Wants to Stumble me, luckily i find out it earlier! so broke its leg by stepping on it! haha!"
大象又被送回了医院，因为股动脉被踩断,这次失血更多,连输80L还不够,血库告急,而那只唯一与大象血型的相符的蚂蚁已经在上次输血后虚脱了.
The Elephant was hospitalized once again, because the Artery inside the leg was broken, thus the blood lost was more than last time, after Transfusion of 80L is still not enough! There is no enough blood supply in the BloodBank. The only one who has the same blood group as the Elephant was the ant that donated his blood last time to the Elephant! but after that time the ants was exhausted!
过了几天大象突然死了,大家跑去看它.发现她旁边有只母蚂蚁.就问它大象是怎么死的。母蚂蚁哭着说:我就告诉它说我怀了它的孩子它就~~~~
Few days later, the Elephant was dead. so everyone went to visit him. fount out that there was an female ant beside. so people ask her how did the Elephant died? The female ant replied with tears :" I told him that i got his baby, the he.... ~~~ "
母蚂蚁产了一堆卵，孵啊孵啊,结果孵出一群鸵鸟，大象死的真TMD冤啊...
After few months, the female ant gave birth to A pile of eggs, so the female ant Incubate & Incubate & Incubate~~~ In the end hatched out A group of ostriches!The Elephant was died so injusticed.....
